Posts By: Dan Lyons


Scoble lobbying for Kevin Johnson’s job?

Kara Swisher of AllThingsD wonders who will replace Kevin Johnson as head of online stuff at the Borg. She’s got a list of about a hundred people. That’s a famous Wall Street Journal technique — when in doubt, guess as many people as possible, thereby increasing your odds of getting it right once the company… Read more »


Gee, Wally, these blender videos never get old, do they?

Yeah, I know. These videos suck. And yet the doofballs keep making them. And other doofballs keep watching them. Just doesn’t seem fair to me that Fake Steve shuts down, while the blendertards just keep booming, along with icanhascheezburger and Perez Hilton. Groan. Don’t get me started.


What’s the best iPhone app?

Just did a quick videocam intereview with a guy named Justin who has a show called TalkingheadTV and he was asking me which iPhone apps I like best. Um, well, uh, I had to admit that I’d only tried a few. Flashlight (stupid but it’s only a buck and possibly useful someday); Facebook, AIM, Tetris,… Read more »


Greedy TrumpSpawn pimping for Conde Nast

Portfolio magazine is to the media world what Sam Palmisano is to technology — you know they’re still out there, somewhere, if only because you’re pretty sure that if they’d gone out of business you’d have read something about it, yet you never seem to see Portfolio anywhere or hear about anything they’ve said or… Read more »


In case you missed it

Woz apparently got himself into the front row at a taping of “Price is Right.” Sad stuff. Much love to William for passing along a link to the original version on Macenstein.


News from the Future: March 23, 2010

SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Eleven months after being ousted from the company he co-founded, former Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang has struck out on a new career — the billionaire tech guru is delivering mail for the United States Postal Service. “I’ve had a lot of lucky breaks in my life, and it’s time to give… Read more »


iPhone vandal manages to score 3G iPhone

Many thanks to eagle-eyed reader Christopher T. who spotted the photo above which shows one Danny Fukuba showing off his 3G iPhone after waiting in line for two days outside the Palo Alto store. Turns out this same kid was detained a while back for messing around with iPhones in an Apple store. At… Read more »


BizWeek says Real Steve is fine and healthy

See here. Arik Hesseldahl says he’s talked to a source close to Apple who says Real Steve is okay. This was in response to this article in the New York Post suggesting otherwise. I hope Arik is right.