I’m not making this up. See here. The churro is a phallus. The leather is a hint at S&M. The two dudes leaving the mall together — you get the idea.
You know what? I’m starting to admire Dvorak. Yes, he’s totally out of his mind. Yes, he wear Depends. But he always manages to come up with something that will drive traffic. The guy’s a survivor.
Namaste, Old Man. I bow to the place where your creepy dreams about Bill Gates become one with the public’s imagination.
Free fake new iPod to anyone who can Photoshop an image of Dvorak as a leather boy. With or without a churro.