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More Dan: Fake Steve

This can’t be real, can it?

Filed: Tech

Much love to the reader who sent in the link. Very high ick factor here. But is this really any worse than the special promotion that St. Croix is running on Steve-style turtlenecks?

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woz  //  October 9th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

What’s wrong with that?

I’m hoping the hookers give discounts for Apple ][ inventors.

 
woz  //  October 9th, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Oh, and one more thing.

“the special promotion that St. Croix is running on Steve-style turtlenecks”

http://www.etsy.com/listing/83433009/thanks-steve-black-mock-neck-turtle

Now we’re talkin’! Only 23 buckeroos, baby! And, they come in XXXL.

The best part is…all the nerds and douchebags (like Lyons) will be wearing them and I can tell the chicks that they are thanking ME. Yeah, baby, ME. For inventing the whole fucking industry. For letting Jobs get a toe in the door.

Fuck. This is great.

 
faddah  //  October 9th, 2011 at 8:18 pm

woz, save a seat for me. is their ATM working? now if the st. croix mock turtlenecks were delivered by a stripper — NOW WE’RE TALKING!

 
eknirb  //  October 10th, 2011 at 1:41 am

dollar smoothies til 9pm.

 
Herb Kim  //  October 10th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Dan, you should take your Macbook Air in there and see what the premium special is. Maybe you’d get access to their Genius Bar?

 
John E. Bredehoft  //  October 10th, 2011 at 8:07 pm

While impressive, people should check the club down the street. They’re running a “commitment to excellence” promotion.

 

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