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DF5  //  March 10th, 2009 at 11:42 am

The man knows how to have a good time. He is so beyond caring what people think about him.

 
F.  //  March 10th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Oh, come on! He did awesome!!! I’m totally voting and rooting for him.

 
fluffy  //  March 10th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

I can’t help but be a bit annoyed that they keep on making Apple-related jokes which have nothing to do with when Woz was at Apple.

 
Ben Werdmuller  //  March 10th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Did someone slip something into my drink?

Seriously, though, the man’s awesome. I want to be like him when I grow up.

 
E.B.  //  March 10th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

I don’t know, he looks like my gay Uncle Sergio at a wedding. Wait, Kathy Griffin dated him… yup, Woz is on fire! Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Dating Kathy Griffin, now that’s more damnable than this dance routine.

 
Abort  //  March 10th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Dan for the love of god quit blogging. You suck at the internet. You suck at life. You should go back to newsweek or some other piss poor rag that would appreciate your sore loser perspective on everything. Did your two story pizzabox house get forclosed because you coudn’t pay the rent with the fakesteve website? Is that why you’re so resentful of other people’s success, Dan?

 
Pete  //  March 10th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

@Abort, you know you don’t HAVE to read his blog if you don’t want to, right? :)

 
Abort Abort  //  March 10th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

@abort – it appears all you have in your life is to read Dan’s “blog” and take the piss. Give it up.

 
FSJ  //  March 10th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

Hey Abort, did Retry-Fail get stuck down your throat? Bad command or file name?

Dude…

 
Scott Ager  //  March 10th, 2009 at 9:34 pm

How would you like to be one of the judges?

You could be “clipped” for a low score, ha ha.

Hey, the guy’s a genius. Let him have some fun.

Do you think your life is just a warm-up run?

 
FBO  //  March 10th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

He was great. I voted numerous times for him.

- Barry

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  March 11th, 2009 at 5:45 am

Woz is having fun and that’s the main thing. And good golly, his partner is lip-biting hot. I hope he lasts as long as Jerry Springer.

 
Bernie Madoff, CEO  //  March 11th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Oh Bernie Madoff, o’ real dan…. oh the sadness

 
Woz  //  March 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

I got to hit that.

Drool, you losers.

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  March 12th, 2009 at 5:37 am

Jobs no-showed at Disney shareholders meeting. Not even a phone-in. You think only Apple stocks will fall if Steve kacks out? Disney is whistling in the dark. This is worse than when Paul Allen almost died while slaving away on DOS 2.0 while Gates and Ballmer argued how to divvy up Paul’s shares two doors away.

 
TS  //  March 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

I hadn’t seen the show, but reading all the reports I was expecting a complete disaster. But hey, he did okay! He and I are about the same age and weight — no way I could have pulled it off half as good as he did. He’s a chubby old geek looking like he’s having fun. Good for him!

 
Scott Ager  //  March 12th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

For wisdom and maturity read TS.
If you’re a malcontent, read ABORT (prob. wishes he had)

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  March 14th, 2009 at 2:50 am

I’ve started skipping ABORT. There’s only so much time left in our puny little lives.

 
Олег  //  March 14th, 2009 at 7:04 am

Прочитал внимательно эту публикацию. И я абсолютно согласен с автором…

 
SSteve  //  March 14th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

I want Woz’ life. What fun.

 
Валерий  //  March 15th, 2009 at 6:56 am

Я как давний посетитель вашего сайта заметил что вы стали реже обновлять блог. Что случилось ?

 
Orlando Fernandes  //  March 15th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

Geek having fun! Seeing is believing, must say I envy him though.

 
FSJ  //  March 16th, 2009 at 1:01 am
 
Abort  //  March 17th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

No new updates? Did Dan the loser in real life take my advice and quit blogging? Crossing my fingers…

 
fluffy  //  March 17th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I’m sure he’s crying into his Wheaties between the articles he’s writing for an actual news publication, because some idiot said something mean on the Internet.

 
FSJ  //  March 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

We released iPhone 3.0 thing. With copy/paste dude. Be quiet, tender heart.

Woz needs to dance a little to lose a few g’s without joining g-watchers.

I am alright here, where am I…, remoting into our Mac server, working from home, playing with kids, then doing the vision thing every day.

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  March 19th, 2009 at 5:57 am

Can someone do a photomashup of My Little Pony being gangbanged by a bunch IBM blue nuns being led by Palmisano?

 
FBO  //  March 20th, 2009 at 6:58 am

I can’t believe he made it.

 
Георгий  //  March 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Публикация оригинальная, такого я ещё нигде не читал…

 
Олег  //  March 24th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Это уже далеко не новость, я об этом пару месяцев назад читал.

 
Валерий  //  March 29th, 2009 at 3:56 am

Да, всё верно написано.

 
Арсений  //  March 29th, 2009 at 5:24 am

Очень интересно !

 
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smealsile  //  May 25th, 2009 at 6:46 pm

это вы к чему?

 

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