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Today is Dear Leader's birthday

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Say a prayer. Wish him well. Honor the place where his soul and yours become one. Namaste.

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Matthew David  //  February 24th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

A nice honor. What would Fake Steve have to say about the tributes coming out today?

 
gdpwealth  //  February 24th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  February 24th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

It’s a good life.
Don’t forget to live it.

 
Al Mac  //  February 25th, 2009 at 12:36 am

Will be back to wish you on your 1000th birthday! Long Live Jobso

 
Bernie Madoff, CEO  //  February 25th, 2009 at 8:38 am

Do they serve birthday cake in white-collar jail?

 
Lance Boyle  //  February 25th, 2009 at 8:44 am

The reason Schiller had nothing to reveal at macworld is simple. All Apple projects were put on hold a while ago and all Apple engineers were assembled in a secret underground lab to work on engineering Jobs a new robotic body for his head ot be implanted onto. His new body will look identical to his old one except it’s got New Balance 645 sneakers. The 992s have been discontinued.

 
Abort  //  February 25th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Dan I suggest you quit blogging. You fail. Fake Steve was gimmick, and that that it’s over you’re back to being a loser in real life. LOL I see you offer speaking. While you’re at it you should also be a spokesperson for shaken baby syndrome, too.

 
Lance Boyle  //  February 25th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Hey Abort if you don’t like his blog don’t read it. Gez it’s not like a TV commercial. Why would you go out of your way to read something you don’t like if it’s just to trash it?

 
MasterOfTheJawan  //  February 25th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Hey Abort? Decide to take a break from the Craigslist mac forum? What are you one of these guys who goes around the web trolling and flaming anyone who does not speak 100% positively about Apple or Jobs? Get a life!

 
rahadian p. paramita  //  February 25th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

Happy birthday, steve!

 
na_ab  //  February 26th, 2009 at 4:16 am

happy birthday!! (Steve) ;)

 
Ripley  //  February 26th, 2009 at 5:27 am

Ripley coolly observes Abort through the door port for a moment. She hits the outer door control and watches Abort’s still thrashing and flailing body being blown out the airlock. As she saunters back to the party in the mess compartment, Ripley thinks: the mothership just got a lot lighter.

 
tylerdurden89  //  February 27th, 2009 at 5:26 am

namasté. I wish would you blog more frequently, Real Dan.

 
Ted T.  //  February 28th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

@Lance Boyle — you are correct about almost everything — how did you know? Moshe will be dispatched to find the leaker immediately. Not true on the sneakers — the JobsBot is wearing New Balance 993.

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  March 29th, 2009 at 7:29 am

The big announcement at WWDC is going to be:
1.)Netbooks … for developing nations only! Way to show up OLPC, Microsoft … and Intel! The netbook will use new cheaper cooler power saving chip developed by Apple.
2.)Steve Jobs leaving CEO position at Apple, but heading up a new charitable foundation, possibly distributing all those netbooks to underprivileged kids.

 
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