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iJustine signs on as spokesmodel

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I’m not making this up. iJustine, aka Justine Ezarik, the crazy Mac fangirl blogger vlogger Steve Jobs stalker, has been signed up as a spokesmodel for Mozy, a company that sells an online backup service. I just saw the commercials that are already airing in Boise and Austin, and soon will go nationwide. I’ll put them up as soon as possible. They’re fantastic. I’ve heard Justine has also signed on to do some ads for AT&T. Amazing.

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Mikey K  //  November 10th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

Only a month until he posts next…

 
FSJ  //  November 11th, 2008 at 12:02 am

You are supposed to write something about our super cool UNIX, not like an eunuch.

 
Gregor Samsa  //  November 11th, 2008 at 12:44 am

Aw cmon, I love Mozy and I hate that bitch.

 
iJustine Fan  //  November 11th, 2008 at 1:07 am

Justine is an inspiration to all of us geeks. I congratulate her and all of her success. Thanks Dan for posting this!

 
Richard  //  November 11th, 2008 at 1:46 am
 
Haro!  //  November 11th, 2008 at 2:47 am

iJustine should be in the Get a Mac ads. Dan, get Fake Steve on it right away.

 
Alx  //  November 11th, 2008 at 6:52 am

Mozy is actually a really good service. Even the free service which I upgraded after a year of awesome service.

This girl though is a Youtube idiot.

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  November 11th, 2008 at 7:15 am

Good for her.
Something to show the kids in twenty years.

 
FBO  //  November 11th, 2008 at 8:01 am

They’re also airing in SC. Or maybe it’s just DirecTV. I’m staring at some stupid commercial saying to myself “she looks familiar” and sure enough, she did.

- Barry

 
John  //  November 11th, 2008 at 11:35 am

Maybe she could make nice with Obama girl

 
Justine  //  November 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

I don’t know why you little boys are so cranky ;) *ahem* @Alx @Gregor perhaps you could be spokespeople for http://pmsbuddy.com??

Anyways, for the non-haters, I blogged the commercials. Thanks for the post Real Dan.

 
Phil  //  November 12th, 2008 at 8:19 am

Sorry FS - iJustine shows too much eye-white, an known early warning signal of a psychotic girlfriend. The upper and lower parts of the iris should not be visible. You’ve been warned FS!

 
Rob  //  November 12th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Failing to see the problem - she’s a hot piece of ass and most of us wouldn’t think twice about fucking the hell out of her. Noboday said we had to marry her or even buy her breakfast…

Lighten up - you’d do her and you know it.

PS - crazy chicks are great in bed.

 
Gary  //  November 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

@ Rob - I think the problem is that she does the ads with her clothes on ;-)

 
WallyVag  //  November 12th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Uh, from the looks of it, do ing her would be about like making it with an inflatable plastic doll. Jeez, some guys go for anything blonde, no matter how plastic.

 
Rob  //  November 12th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

Translating WallyVag’s comment - “I am the type of zitty assed, pizza crust bellied, Mtn Dew swilling nerd that wouldn’t even be able to get a lick of Justine’s boots let alone give her a proper pounding so I’ll revert to the old fake put down/snooty remark.”

Nice try gamer - but leave this one for a pro. :)
PS - nobody ever said what color the carpet is.. or if there’s even carpet.

 
WallyVag  //  November 13th, 2008 at 2:02 am

Golly Rob, protesting a bit much, eh? I didn’t mean to castrate you. Here, pick your balls back up off the floor: <3

 
Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?  //  November 13th, 2008 at 7:46 am

This month Windows turns 25 - relive the original iteration of this nightmare here and the monster that swallowed the world here.

 
Grandmaster_fud  //  November 13th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

She is like the Maria Sharapova of Geekdom. Yeah there are better looking chicks out there, but she is the hottest chick in the sector and that makes her super hot :-)
Justine is a stimulus package for many guys out there. If you have something against a tight body, cute face and a bubbly personality, there is always that chick that paints her lips black and bleeds her fingers for fun o.0

 
faddah  //  November 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

hey, glad to see she’s got a regular income coming in. unlike owen over at the former valleywag (*ahem!* downsized *ahem!*). nick denton @ gawker sez he folded owen in (is that a code phrase for a love that dare not speak its name??) because internet click-through ads are predicted to go down 40% with the recession & downturn in economy. plus, it costs to keep her in the latest iPhone & Macbook gadgets. and to be able to buy food supplies and a catheter pee-bag as she camps outside of 1 infinite loop. these costs all ad up. so good on her.

 
Ryan  //  November 14th, 2008 at 3:38 am

I’m sorry to be cynical, but I’m taking bets on the time until the next ’round’ of blogging - anyone for three months?

I’m enough of a sucker to keep on checking I guess - when there is something, it’s good!

 
devolute  //  November 17th, 2008 at 10:36 am

I thought draping yourself over various pieces of Mac hardware (and, erm, that’s it) could never turn a profit. But she’s done it, congrats to her!

 
Pete is neat  //  November 19th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Nice work iJustine… keep it up. Commercials better get aired here in SF!

 
iConJohn  //  November 19th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

Testing the Real Dan site. See which avatar pops up. iJustine is a hell of a self promoter by the way.

 
qlooop  //  November 20th, 2008 at 11:21 am

Justine is a stimulus package for many guys out there. If you have something against a tight body, cute face and a bubbly personality, there is always that chick that paints her lips black and bleeds her fingers for

 
André  //  November 25th, 2008 at 7:19 am

Richard, thanks for the link.
Dan, would you mind linking a bit in future it makes reading easier.

 
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