I'm sorry for this, but it's Friday, okay?

If I may channel Keanu Reeves for a second:

Jesus Christ, that thing is REAL?

Ummmm, why does the lady in the pink tank top have a black eye? The makeup *almost* hides it…

Even the babe doesnt like the shame bear

The bitch wouldn’t let it go, so needed a shlap.

OMFG friday it is… I suddenly feel like killing fluffy little animals…
ill just get my coat

It’s official. RDL has lost his edge. Such a tragedy. He was so funny as FSJ. RDL is turning out to be a dud.

I didn’t care for the guy doing the voice over, they should use Oxyclean’s Bill Mays or maybe that slacker musician from FreeCreditReports

Pedobear strikes again!!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u117/stacie_schock/DogLegHumpPedoBear.gif

oh gawd – that’s wonderful.

i love how the second tiddy bear™ is (naturally) free.

when i die, i wanna come back as some porn star’s tiddy bear.

OK..this is disturbing.

How was he able to say Titty Bear that many times without snickering?

I’ll hold out until it’s sold in a set with ‘Asstralia’, the fluffy seat pad shaped like the Island nation.

“It’s always a gday, mate, when you’re seated atop the down-under comfort of your very own Asstralia!”

oh, and I’m launching my new sig:

I’ve purged this site from my newsreader
and never ever read it anymore

That looks great, but can I put my dong in it?

God is dead, bokay?

Does it come in a battery powered version that suckles the ‘tiddy’???

I wish I were that bear!

My weekend is now complete. Thanks Genuine Dan the man!

>That looks great, but can I put my dong in it?

Probably not, but you may be able to put it in this

http://www.twistedtoy.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=31

Dan – this is just filler!

Dumb yanks

Shouldn’t be called the “Titty Bear” given where it spends most of its time? Then show the commercial on SPIKE and hundreds of pervs will buy it

Nice Vid, but your new little act here blows!

RDL: Need another good tit joke for Labor day?

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’ name tag?

A: “‘Debbie’… That’s cute. What did you name the other one?”

http://cackl.com/joke/view/624/Blonde+And+The+Buxom+Waitress

I didn’t even need to watch the whole thing.

If I didn’t have a (licensed)Tweety Bird version (about fifteen years), I’d swear this was a SNL video. How is it none of you have heard of this before? Oh right, born in the eighties.

I want one.

So, this is the commercial for the latest X-files episode “Road to Duchovny.”

First the tiddy-bear, then it gets more serious. On a tech. blog

ouch (in spite of the cushy tiddy bear).

Nearly one week later – it’s still not friday anymore.

Dead blog.

I share your outrage!

FAKE ERIC SCHOENFELD
I’ve purged this site from my newsreader
and never ever read it anymore

Am I deaf or does he really keep on saying titty bear?

Hey Dan
If you want to pull the plug on Fake Steve and say goodbye to blogging, we can respect that. But what’s the point of inviting everyone to your new blog if you’re just gonna blow it off and only occasionally post some feeble article or vid? Did you make enough money off us with your book that you just don’t give a shit anymore? Show some character…either write the blog or don’t…this is just crap so far.

Dang, I gotta get me one of those titty bears for my man-boobs.

This is so lame. You can find better blogs by just clicking on the next button on a Blogspot navigation bar.

Come on Dan, this is getting silly.

I agree with Keith K. Don’t invite us to a new blog and then abandon it. I understand the vacation thing (would have been nice to tip us that you will be back in a few weeks).

It seems it is full tilt or full nothing. I like what you write, just don’t like the disappointment when I don’t find anything new.

For what it is worth, I like the boobs and wish I was the bear in most of the shots.

Sadly, I have purged Read Dan Lyons from my RSS viewer.

Namaste.

Peace out.

I am also with Keith Kruger. Maybe a newsletter would be a better format for a once-a-month outing of a former blogger.

FSJ blog was not only funny, but also very informative. It delivered the latest in tech through satire, which is no small feat.

I take a look at this blog almost every day, but I have switched. Not to Mac, but to other blogs which give a shit about their readers.

Real Dan = really crap blog. Did you really write FSJ?

Bokay! It’s friday again. The blog resumes relevance.

A little velcro and I have new use for all those beanie babies in the garage.

Gosh and it’s Friday again. Maybe we’ll get another oh-so-informative viddy-O.

c’mon, dan-o!!! seinfeld & gates have released their first commercial, which has pretty much nothing to do with windows and kind of wallows in its own lameness, and you’re not commenting on it?!?!?! sheezus, man! if there ever was a time we needed you, it’s now!

hellooooo, hellooooo, anybody there?

Hey, he’s closed dow this one too!
Just as well, it was crap!

I can only say that I keep coming back here to read the comments hahaha because they are better than the posts.

Can you believe BillG paid 10 mil to Seinfeld to flex his shoes in front of the camera?

So FakeSteve stopped posting, turned out Dan was on vacation and was going to switch to this blog. It was sad, kinda of annoying, but well, FSJ had been entertaining so I figured, sure I’ll give it a shot. And now just over a month later, we are left with, well a post about some seatbelt bear. Lets just accept it folks, show’s over, time to move on…

Drivers wanted MS ad campaign:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrwnJDQy0ic

It was before its time because “Drivers wanted” sounds just like the thing Vista needs. )))

Dude, do you, er, work any more? I mean, site squatters went out some time ago.

Too bad you can’t keep the site updated. Bye Dan, nice knowing you.

Yes, this is outrageous!

Fake Eric Schoenfeld

I’ve purged this site from my newsreader
and never ever read it anymore

Why is Liddel still employed?
OMG, he’s going to be Ballmer’s successor!
SELL!SELL!SELL!SELL!SELL! ALL mICROSOFT STOCK NOW!

Larry is going to jail. This why lawyers don’t offer a moneyback guarantee.

Google didn’t buy Opera after all. Firefox and Opera are going to find less Google money in their coffers, now. Will IE re-appear on the Mac? Will Microsoft make an open source browser for Linux and BSD?

I’ll admit, this is awfully strange. The comments are worth checking in about, though.

WTF! LOL!

NEXT!

Want some good satire?

Try http://sarahpalin.typepad.com/

Its political though.

I’m sorry for this, but you haven’t posted something since last Friday. The internet runs in dog years, but worse. It’s now been three months since your last update.

as usual, I am here for the fin de siecle stuff, pardon fin de blog stuff

Someone once told me, “A whole of ‘atta-boys can be wiped out by one ‘Oh, sh**.”

You’ve just proven this adage true, RDL.

Credibility? Not so much.

Damn right, Carbon430. I used to say the same about Stanley Kubrick. Those long gaps between films – I don’t care how good they were – were completely unacceptable. He blew all credibility.

And so much the worse here, because here we’re not even PAYING.

Fake Eric Schoenfeld
I’ve purged this site from my newsreader
and never ever read it anymore

I am also with Keith Kruger. Maybe a newsletter would be a better format for a once-a-month outing of a former blogger.
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FSJ blog was not only funny, but also very informative. It delivered the latest in tech through satire, which is no small feat.