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IBM develops software to help old people remember stuff

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See the CNET story about it here. They’re calling it Pensieve and it’s aimed at oldsters. I wonder what made them think of this.

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thekenatron  //  July 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

Um, isn’t the “Pensieve” a Harry Potter thing? How long do you think it’ll be before J.K. Rowling’s lawyers get in touch with the old folks home, I mean the IBM board?

 
Richard Nixon  //  July 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

If you think IBM management is old, check out their board:
http://www.ibm.com/investor/corpgovernance/cgbod.phtml

 
Brian  //  July 29th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

I need this software on everywhere computer within my reach.

 
Jason  //  July 29th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Looks like a ripoff of Evernote to me.

 
dennitzio  //  July 29th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
 
FBO  //  July 29th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

RDL, our non-discussion was great. Just like one of the numerous calls I’ve had with Steve. I was finally able to get you on the phone after calling direct to the LyonsLair* (see, like JobsPod, we need to work on these things). You seemed surprised that I got through, I guess your phone is just ringing off the wall. But you were very cordial. I did my opening line. You gave a big old hearty laugh. Louder than mine, I only giggled. It went well though. Short, real short, like 2 minutes. You mentioned having to run to Bed Bath and Beyond for bath towels.

But it was worth it. Hmmm. *looks around* Hmmm.

- Barry

* Other possible names for LyonsLair:
DanDen
LyonsDen (and that works too, maybe you should go with that one)

- Barry

 
Fake Hooters Girl  //  July 29th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

I just “cuil”ed fake hooters girl. Nothing! what kinda BS search motor is this! Not Cool!phhhttt

 
FBO  //  July 29th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

It’s crap. I’m sticking to the google.

- Barry

 
Pete  //  July 30th, 2008 at 8:28 am

So, when do you start your hatchet jobs on McCain?

 
FBO  //  July 30th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

I have the utmost respect for the hero that is Senator McCain, otherwise knows as Bush III. Both myself and Bush Jr. have similar ideas, but mostly we differ on many topics. It is up to the people of this great nation, the best in the western world, to choose who will lead it into the new millennium in November.

- Barry

 
MikieV  //  July 31st, 2008 at 11:55 am

“I have the utmost respect for the hero that is Senator McCain.”

I think you should continue with the policy of ignoring his campaign, the same way you did when you & Hillary were getting all the press.

Let him continue criticizing you… the front-runner doesn’t need to comment on any also-rans.

 
Türk  //  January 29th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
 
ligtv  //  April 18th, 2009 at 12:55 am

Please continue. I nearly wet myself laughing while reading this.
Additionally the comments on how much people whinge and bitch about it are fantastic too.

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şiir türleri And just so a few more people won’t miss it, some dude above actually said steve jobs is a legend. What the fuck. The man’s a savvy businessman ripe for a bit of satire for sure, but a legend? Lay off the meth.

 

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