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Steve Jobs Opening Line Generator

Filed: Tech

At long last it’s here. Simple pull-down menus let you create your very own Steve Jobs opening line. Hilarious. And addictive. Much love to the geniuses at GeekCulture.com, and to Dear Reader Robert for the tip.

5 Comments »Add your own

Lucas  //  July 27th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Too much work, should just be a single button to spin the dials.

 
Ajax  //  July 27th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Don’t spend all your adsense money in one place.

 
FBO  //  July 28th, 2008 at 8:45 am

I agree with Lucas, would like to have the option for it to be automated. Also would be nice to output the line so I can copy/paste it.

Other than that, hilarious!

- Barry

 
Brian  //  July 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Dear Dan:

Do you plan on riding this fucking hobby horse much longer?

Love,

A Dedicated Reader

 

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