July 27th, 2008 // 5 Comments
Filed: Tech
At long last it’s here. Simple pull-down menus let you create your very own Steve Jobs opening line. Hilarious. And addictive. Much love to the geniuses at GeekCulture.com, and to Dear Reader Robert for the tip.



Too much work, should just be a single button to spin the dials.
Don’t spend all your adsense money in one place.
I agree with Lucas, would like to have the option for it to be automated. Also would be nice to output the line so I can copy/paste it.
Other than that, hilarious!
- Barry
Dear Dan:
Do you plan on riding this fucking hobby horse much longer?
Love,
A Dedicated Reader