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		<title>By: Dave Burke - Everyman Links for July 28, 2008</title>
		<link>http://realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/07/27/imagine-if-any-other-ceo-pulled-bullshit-like-this/#comment-549</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave Burke - Everyman Links for July 28, 2008</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] humor. The drama of Steve Jobs&#039; emaciated physique seems to get weirder and weirder. Dan Lyons&#039; &quot;Imagine if any other CEO pulled bullshit like this&quot; certainly got some feedback today.&#160; A commenter responded to, &quot;Imagine if Ballmer appeared in [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] humor. The drama of Steve Jobs&#8217; emaciated physique seems to get weirder and weirder. Dan Lyons&#8217; &#8220;Imagine if any other CEO pulled bullshit like this&#8221; certainly got some feedback today.&nbsp; A commenter responded to, &#8220;Imagine if Ballmer appeared in [...]</p>
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		<title>By: И еще о здоровье Джобса &#124; alexmak.net</title>
		<link>http://realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/07/27/imagine-if-any-other-ceo-pulled-bullshit-like-this/#comment-548</link>
		<dc:creator>И еще о здоровье Джобса &#124; alexmak.net</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Отсюда, отсюда и отсюда [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
		<link>http://realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/07/27/imagine-if-any-other-ceo-pulled-bullshit-like-this/#comment-547</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dan - love the new blog, FSJ had run its course.

Reading your current posts, knowing they are yours is much more discernible.  With the last few weeks of FSJ, I was wondering if the post was your view, a Jobso satire, or a dryly subtle delivery of your opinion via a Jobso satire.  You have great insights and it is interesting to hear direct from you.

To those who don&#039;t like what they read here, &quot;turn the dial&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dan &#8211; love the new blog, FSJ had run its course.</p>
<p>Reading your current posts, knowing they are yours is much more discernible.  With the last few weeks of FSJ, I was wondering if the post was your view, a Jobso satire, or a dryly subtle delivery of your opinion via a Jobso satire.  You have great insights and it is interesting to hear direct from you.</p>
<p>To those who don&#8217;t like what they read here, &#8220;turn the dial&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Partners in Grime</title>
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		<dc:creator>Partners in Grime</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ballmer does look like shit. And I bet he smells like bacon.</description>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Real Dan, I read all the comments bashing you.  I haven&#039;t seen you bash Real Steve&#039;s health problems; just how he&#039;s handled it.

The bashers need to check out some war histories and see what typically happens to an army when a general goes down in battle.  Honestly, if he were any other CEO (except Ballmer, perhaps) no one would give a crap.  But he&#039;s Steve Jobs, synonymous with Apple and its future.  Life isn&#039;t fair; he has a higher standard to maintain than others do if he wants things to continue to work.

Again, why the ambush?  Why not have Katie Cotton do a press conference, release just enough details to gain him oodles of sympathy yet reassure everybody?  It honestly wouldn&#039;t be hard to spin it with some outrage at everybody prying into poor
Steve&#039;s personal life, and he&#039;d probably get left alone more than ever afterwards.  It could, like some commenters have said, be a personality thing.  But Jobs didn&#039;t get where he&#039;s gotten by doing the wrong thing at a crucial point in time, so I wonder.  I suppose we&#039;ll never really know why he did what he did, but it left me with more questions than answers, and obviously you as well.

That you are getting all this hate proves that Steve Jobs is an iconic figure, proves your point.  I&#039;m also laughing at all the people who assert it was okay for a fake person to be critical but not a real one.  Gee, it&#039;s okay or it&#039;s not, and if it isn&#039;t okay, why were you reading it in the first place?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Real Dan, I read all the comments bashing you.  I haven&#8217;t seen you bash Real Steve&#8217;s health problems; just how he&#8217;s handled it.</p>
<p>The bashers need to check out some war histories and see what typically happens to an army when a general goes down in battle.  Honestly, if he were any other CEO (except Ballmer, perhaps) no one would give a crap.  But he&#8217;s Steve Jobs, synonymous with Apple and its future.  Life isn&#8217;t fair; he has a higher standard to maintain than others do if he wants things to continue to work.</p>
<p>Again, why the ambush?  Why not have Katie Cotton do a press conference, release just enough details to gain him oodles of sympathy yet reassure everybody?  It honestly wouldn&#8217;t be hard to spin it with some outrage at everybody prying into poor<br />
Steve&#8217;s personal life, and he&#8217;d probably get left alone more than ever afterwards.  It could, like some commenters have said, be a personality thing.  But Jobs didn&#8217;t get where he&#8217;s gotten by doing the wrong thing at a crucial point in time, so I wonder.  I suppose we&#8217;ll never really know why he did what he did, but it left me with more questions than answers, and obviously you as well.</p>
<p>That you are getting all this hate proves that Steve Jobs is an iconic figure, proves your point.  I&#8217;m also laughing at all the people who assert it was okay for a fake person to be critical but not a real one.  Gee, it&#8217;s okay or it&#8217;s not, and if it isn&#8217;t okay, why were you reading it in the first place?</p>
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		<title>By: The Secret Diary of Dan Lyons</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Secret Diary of Dan Lyons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dave Burke - Everyman Links for July 28, 2008</title>
		<link>http://realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/07/27/imagine-if-any-other-ceo-pulled-bullshit-like-this/#comment-543</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave Burke - Everyman Links for July 28, 2008</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] drama of Steve Jobs&#039; emaciated physique seems to get weirder and weirder.&#160;&#160; Dan Lyons&#039; &quot;Imagine if any other CEO pulled bullshit like this&quot; certainly got some feedback today.&#160; A commenter responded to, &quot;Imagine if Ballmer appeared in [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] drama of Steve Jobs&#8217; emaciated physique seems to get weirder and weirder.&nbsp;&nbsp; Dan Lyons&#8217; &#8220;Imagine if any other CEO pulled bullshit like this&#8221; certainly got some feedback today.&nbsp; A commenter responded to, &#8220;Imagine if Ballmer appeared in [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Brian Hogg</title>
		<link>http://realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/07/27/imagine-if-any-other-ceo-pulled-bullshit-like-this/#comment-542</link>
		<dc:creator>Brian Hogg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s the difference between the content when it is supposedly coming out of Jobs&#039; mouth than when it&#039;s coming out of Dan&#039;s? Did you assume that Dan was fabricating the entire tone, that he didn&#039;t agree with any of it? Folks, that&#039;s the heart of satire - you make a joke of something by amping it up to extreme levels, and by doing so make a point about it. Just because Dan&#039;s removed the label of fake Steve doesn&#039;t make his comments less interesting or valid. It may indeed mean it&#039;s no longer satire, which is fine, but those of you attacking Dan (who is a friend of mine) should realize that he hasn&#039;t changed the message at all. You&#039;ve only just now become aware of the truth behind the jokes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the difference between the content when it is supposedly coming out of Jobs&#8217; mouth than when it&#8217;s coming out of Dan&#8217;s? Did you assume that Dan was fabricating the entire tone, that he didn&#8217;t agree with any of it? Folks, that&#8217;s the heart of satire &#8211; you make a joke of something by amping it up to extreme levels, and by doing so make a point about it. Just because Dan&#8217;s removed the label of fake Steve doesn&#8217;t make his comments less interesting or valid. It may indeed mean it&#8217;s no longer satire, which is fine, but those of you attacking Dan (who is a friend of mine) should realize that he hasn&#8217;t changed the message at all. You&#8217;ve only just now become aware of the truth behind the jokes.</p>
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		<title>By: n00b</title>
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		<dc:creator>n00b</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And Mac stock drops another 5 percent today. Pretty obvious that only Mactard fanboys are believing this bullshit that Apple and Jobs are shoveling about his health.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Mac stock drops another 5 percent today. Pretty obvious that only Mactard fanboys are believing this bullshit that Apple and Jobs are shoveling about his health.</p>
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		<title>By: carl</title>
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		<dc:creator>carl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well said. i have apple products (it always seems like one must make this statement as some kind of shield against the folks who bite their nipples when any &quot;criticism&quot; of apple is offered) and i agree with you. what&#039;s the surprise that people would ask questions about his health given his history? if he is a valued, highly valued company asset, why wouldn&#039;t people want to know how that asset is doing? i make no judgment about what he told his board of directors or whether he&#039;s acting in apple&#039;s best interest by being silent; i have no info to make those judgments. but mr. jobs et al shouldn&#039;t act surprised and offended at the inquiries.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well said. i have apple products (it always seems like one must make this statement as some kind of shield against the folks who bite their nipples when any &#8220;criticism&#8221; of apple is offered) and i agree with you. what&#8217;s the surprise that people would ask questions about his health given his history? if he is a valued, highly valued company asset, why wouldn&#8217;t people want to know how that asset is doing? i make no judgment about what he told his board of directors or whether he&#8217;s acting in apple&#8217;s best interest by being silent; i have no info to make those judgments. but mr. jobs et al shouldn&#8217;t act surprised and offended at the inquiries.</p>
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