July 25th, 2008 // 17 Comments
Filed: Tech
See the video here. Apple retailers have been given Justine Ezarik’s phone number and told to refuse her service. She calls 35 stores and they all tell her they’re sold out. Best part is where she gets an Apple salestard to call Steve Jobs “a big butthead.” Other best part is where Justine doesn’t recognize the Talking Heads song on the hold music. I scoffed at first, but then I realized why: The song she’s listening to (“This Must Be the Place”) was released the year before iJustine was born. Sigh. Nice to watch Justine grooving to the music though. Maybe she’ll even get the Talking Heads “Best of” album. Maybe I’ll even gift it to her from iTunes. The fact is, try as I might, despite everything about her, I can’t make myself dislike iJustine. I’m not sure what it is. I think it’s her eyes. Watch the video again and check out the way she does the “I’m shocked” thing over and over again. (As in the photo above.) She does this look all the time and the effect is to make her appear to be constantly startled by everything around her, as if she’s just fallen to earth from some other planet and everything she sees or hears is new and strange and shocking. Plus there’s that pink lip gloss. Yeah. That’s the ticket. Much love, Justine. And hey — call me. Okay? Daddy wants to buy you some classic rock.
hmmm… anyone else notice she’s making these calls on none other than a shiny, back iPhone 3G?!
Yeah, that startled look thing annoys the bejesus out of me. Actually, her photos don’t do her justice. She looks better on video.
She’s 24?!?!?!?!? I feel old. And dirty now. Old and dirty.
- Barry
iPhone availability (in the US only) site:
http://www.topmuffin.com/3g-iphone-availability
(via Daring Fireball)
24?!? Seems to me like she’s 16 and on a sugar high. Could only stand watching 1/3rd of the video.
iJustine and then maybe, Bike Helmet Girl?
“24?!? Seems to me like she’s 16 and on a sugar high. Could only stand watching 1/3rd of the video.”
Well it may be an act, but whatever age that she is I too couldn’t watch the entire video.
I’ll give Justine a Zune!
… again, and again, and again, and aggggiiiinnnn!
excuse me
who the hell is this bimbo?
the cute chick surprised! look is quite popular among a certain subculture of adult entertainment moving picture products that require ultra-wide lenses.
from what i’m told.
She’s not as hot as I am.
Can you say iBimbo?
iBimbo all right. That painted on face really gets on my nerves. All she did was get a big phone bill and now she thinks everyone wants to know all about her life. Gah!
Yet another cookie-cutter plastic blonde bimbo? Yes.
Acting like a 16 y.o. on a Pop-Rocks and Pepsi binge? Yes.
Already using a 3G? Yes.
Desperate little attention junky? Yes.
Way too much makeup (on the “whore” setting)? Yes.
Still a cute, hot girl, lots of potential (maybe only in the p0rn industry, as noted by a previous poster).
Not beyond rehabilitation IMHO.
you mean she looks like a blow-up doll right Fake Fake Steve Jobs?
She is just disarming. And that last name – Ezarik; Armenian?
Charming. I would take her last name if she wanted to marry a 49 year old has been analyst.
Alan Ezarik Alan Ezarik.
Am i the only one who’s sick of iJustine?
She’s so fucking annoying. A blonde bimbo geek enjoying her 15-min of fame on twitters and web.
So sick of her
I despise that bimbo. She’s just as bad as Obama Girl: two shallow tarts that leech off of other people (and brands) in order to gain exposure.