Comments on: Fake Steve buys an iPhone, gets no respect

By: System7

System7 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:23:49 +0000

Wow, not funny as Fake Steve, pathetic as Real Dan.

I know whenever I register an email account, I take a second or two to double-check and ensure it was typed in correctly. If it is wrong, it is my fault; not the fault of the guy behind the desk, working 16 hours days, trying to register 100’s of these things a day for real Apple fans, never mind the wannabe-geeks trying to throw around their money to be someone they are not.

Dan, wake up. You are a middle-aged man with whiny twin kids that seem to walk all over you. You are a broken man. Don’t take it out on the folks at the Apple store who actually work to earn their money. Show some respect and maybe you will get some back.

By: moshe

moshe — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:24:53 +0000

Dan!

Moshe here.

I’m glad to hear that you *finally* got an iPhone. So drop me a line….me and the team miss you already.

Don’t worry about Garrett and the sales droids at AT&T. They’re under our careful watch and we’ll be taking care of them real soon now. No one messes with The Real Dan. Let us know if you want the “usual” or something special.

Namaste. I don’t honor the place where capitalism and customer disservice become one.

Moshe out.

By: Eddie Bax

Eddie Bax — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:15:38 +0000

Dan, nice to have you back, though your kids do sound like brats.

My enthusiasm for the first iPhone cooled when I heard that Snigular/ATT would be their sole partner. I find that I’m able to complete and carry on as many calls with my niece’s iTouch as I have with any phone I had with Snigular, and without the headaches of dealing with their un-helpful employees.

You’ve got some seriously stupid people posting here, though. Any possibility of weeding the posts?

By: Dan lyons is a queer

Dan lyons is a queer — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:53:02 +0000

By: Sir Mitchel

Sir Mitchel — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:48:19 +0000

dan lyons is so gay he doesnt even get reach around

By: omg its ian man

omg its ian man — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:43:26 +0000

This is the people i hate.
people who write stupid shit about how there feelings got hurt that there ipod didnt get fixed and then they make some stupid ass blog. you know what fake steve…your fucking pathetic man garrett is one of the coolest people you will ever meet in your whole life plus him and his family is my neigbors haha but serriously get a life and quit your bitchin

By: Sir Mitchel

Sir Mitchel — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:28:36 +0000

fake steve is a asshole
go eat shit and die
homo

By: mmmmmmonkeyyyyyyyyy

mmmmmmonkeyyyyyyyyy — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:48:34 +0000

everybody makes mistakes even ur dumbass Garrett’s a good kid and hes a hard worker just get over it leave it at that unless thats all you do is bitch and just blog about stupid shit

By: bambi

bambi — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:28:42 +0000

well well well!!!! Fernando.. If you LOVE Dan,,, YOU need help….. To Rob Sama,,, I do not think you know what an idiot is….Go look in the mirror…… Jackson Miller and Commentard…. You two have it STRAIGHT!!!!! This DAN is the ASS and has NO clue evidently what it is like to be 19 again ….. To use peoples names is not right and BY the way,,,DAN,,,I know Garrett…… He graduated HIGH HONORS for 4 yrs as well as being the FIRST place winner in the New York State photography contest,.From there he went to the NATIONALS,, which he placed 4th for the NATION…. SO DAN,, LEAVE YOUR CAMERA AT HOME!!!! GARRETT IS THE PROFESSIONAL…HE already has his own business… (maybe you are jealous)… The rest of you??? If you want to read DANS CRAP,,,then you are pathetic…. I would think you would have something better to do but, hey! thats your pathetic lives…. PS…I’M HIS MOM!!! A PROUD ONE..(as far as lawsuits for slander,,,this would be a good one!!!!)

By: mememememe

mememememe — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:12:41 +0000

Your a douche bag
nobody cares about your story you whiney lil bitch